Mad Max: Fury Road.

Directed By: George Miller Equality is super cool in real life. However, when it comes to the fictional world of cinema where everything is based off fictional writing, I honestly believe people need… Continue reading

World of Tomorrow (2015) Review

“WATCH DIS RITE NOAW”. FEATURING: Winona Mae & Julia Pott DIRECTING VISION: Don Hertzfeldt SCREENWRITER: Don Hertzfeldt Have you viewed this 17-minute short film yet? Oh, not yet, you say? Ah, well, I don’t mean… Continue reading

The Marine 4: Moving Target (2015) Review

“There is no greater force than an American hero. (Had to laugh just because that caption is bound to piss off non-Americans who watch this movie. I’m Un-American by the way, just like… Continue reading

Furious 7 (2015) Review

“ROCK BOTTOM”. FEATURING: THE TEAM YOU KNOW AND LOVE, Kurt Russell, Jason Statham, Ali Fazal, Ronda Rousey, Nathalie Emmanuel & Tony Jaa DIRECTING VISION: James Wan SCREENWRITER: Chris Morgan I adore cinema. I… Continue reading

Get Hard (2015) Review

“This review is very inappropriate. Seriously.”. FEATURING: Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart, Alison Brie, Edwina Findley, Craig T. Nelson, T.I., Ron Funches & Jay Pharoah DIRECTING VISION: Etan Cohen SCREENWRITER: Etan Cohen, Ian Roberts & Jay Martel It’s… Continue reading

Blood Ransom (2015) Review

“Gritty Twi…” FEATURING: Alexander Dreymon, Anne Curtis, Natalina Maggio, Jamie Harris, Clifton Powell, Dion Basco & Emily Skinner DIRECTING VISION: Francis dela Torre SCREENWRITER:  Francis dela Torre Blood Ransom adds its own ideas… Continue reading

Digging Up The Marrow (2015) Review

“More fun than reading a love letter”. FEATURING: Adam Green, Will Barratt, Ray Wise, Kane Hodder & Various Horror Legends DIRECTING VISION: Adam Green SCREENWRITER: Adam Green I love Hatchet. I love Frozen. I love… Continue reading

Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015) Review

“HOMEMADE WEAPONS FTW!”. FEATURING: Jesse Metcalfe, Dennis Haysbert, Virginia Madsen, Meghan Ory, Keegan Connor Tracy, Harley Morenstein, Cary Ernst Harth, Jen Soska & Sylvia Soska DIRECTING VISION: Zach Lipovsky SCREENWRITER: Tim Carter Red flags are immediately raised whenever a video-game becomes a… Continue reading

Backcountry (2015) Review

“Canada can be scary, guys. It really can.” FEATURING: Missy Peregrym, Eric Balfour & Jeff Roop DIRECTING VISION:  Adam MacDonald SCREENWRITER: Adam MacDonald There isn’t much to say about Backcountry. The premise is relatively… Continue reading

Spring (2015) Review

“Watch this.”. FEATURING: Lou Taylor Pucci & Nadia Hilker DIRECTING VISION: Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead SCREENWRITER: Justin Benson  From the much-praised directors, Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead, behind 2012’s critically-acclaimed Resolution (which I haven’t seen… Continue reading