At the Devil’s Door (Fantasia International Film Festival 2014) Review

“Might be a safer idea to visit the neighbors” FEATURING: Catalina Sandino Moreno, Naya Rivera, Ashley Rickards, Tara Buck, Arshad Aslam, Rob Brownstein, Laura Kai Chen, Assaf Cohen, Nick Eversman, Kate Flannery & Mark Steger DIRECTING VISION: Nicholas… Continue reading

Cybernatural (Fantasia International Film Festival 2014) Review

“CAN’T EVEN GO TO THE INTERNET WITHOUT MY LIFE BEING AT RISK NO MO…” FEATURING: Shelley Hennig, Renee Olstead, Jacob Wysocki, William Petlz, Heather Sossaman, Courtney Halverson, Moses Jacob Storm & Matthew Bohrer… Continue reading

Life After Beth (Fantasia International Film Festival 2014) Review

“I have decided that…I never want to date a zombie chick”. FEATURING: Dane DeHaan, Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Matthew Grey Gubler, John C. Reilly, Cheryl Hines, Molly Shannon, Paul Reiser, Paul Weitz &… Continue reading

Snowpiercer (2014) Review

“Capable of piercing much more than snow!”. FEATURING: Chris Evans, Song Kang-ho, Go Ah-sung, Jamie Bell, John Hurt, Tilda Swinton, Octavia Spencer, Ed Harris, Ewen Bremner, Luke Pasqualino, Alison Pill, Vlad Ivanov, Adnan Hasković & Jean-Marc… Continue reading

Willow Creek (2014) Review

“Blair Wit…Foot Pro…Creek”. FEATURING: Alexie Gilmore & Bryce Johnson DIRECTING VISION: Bobcat Goldthwait SCREENWRITER: Bobcat Goldthwait This will not be the first time that I compare a recent found-footage horror film to the The Blair Witch Project nor… Continue reading

Back Issues: The Hustler Magazine Story (2014) Review

“Warning: Poster features boobies!” FEATURING: Paul Cambria, Kenneth De Martines, Gail Dines, Alex Ebel, Mike Edison, Herald Price Fahringer, Jimmy Flynt, Larry Flynt, Nina Hartley, Chris Gore & Ron Jeremy  DIRECTING VISION: Michael… Continue reading

Deliver Us From Evil (2014) Review

“The Devil has great taste in music”. FEATURING: Eric Bana, Édgar Ramírez, Olivia Munn, Sean Harris, Joel McHale, Chris Coy, Dorian Missick, Rhona Fox, Valentina Rendón, Olivia Horton & Mari-Ange Ramirez DIRECTING VISION: Scott Derrickson SCREENWRITER: Scott Derrickson & Paul Harris Boardman The devil has held mainstream… Continue reading

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) Review

“This is not simply a SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER”. FEATURING: Jason Clarke, Andy Serkis, Keri Russell, Gary Oldman, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Jocko Sims, Kirk Acevedo, Enrique Murciano, Kevin Rankin, Keir O’Donnell, Judy Greer, Toby Kebbell, Nick Thurston, Terry Notary & Doc Shaw DIRECTING VISION: Matt Reeves  SCREENWRITER: Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver & Mark… Continue reading

The Fourth-ever… “Thy Critic Man Takes On The Franchise” (Planet of the Apes)

What better way to pump ourselves up for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes than re-visiting the foundations of the franchise? Thy Critic Man has spent countless hours viewing and writing up… Continue reading

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014) Review

“No, not the Wiz Khalifa mixtape….” FEATURING: Sean Astin, Currie Graham, Jillian Murray, Ryan Donowho, Brandon Eaton, Mitchell Ryan, Solly Duran, Lydia Hearst & Claudette Lali DIRECTING VISION: Kaare Andrews SCREENWRITER: Jake Wade Wall The birth of fear?… Continue reading