The Theory Of Everything (2014) Review

“While not my personal cup of tea, the right sugar makes it much better”. FEATURING: Eddie Redmayne, Felicity Jones, Maxine Peake, Charlie Cox, Harry Lloyd, Emily Watson, Simon McBurney & Stephen Hawking DIRECTING VISION: James Marsh SCREENWRITER: Anthony McCarten Who the… Continue reading

Everly (2015) Review

” Beautiful lady. Beautiful poster. Beautiful gun.” FEATURING: Salma Hayek, Akie Kotabe, Laura Cepeda, Jennifer Blanc, Togo Igawa, Gabriella Wright, Caroline Chikezie, Hiroyuki Watanabe, Jelena Gavrilović, Masashi Fujimoto & Dragana Atlija DIRECTING VISION: Joe Lynch SCREENWRITER: Joe Lynch Everly is freaking ridiculous. It is the… Continue reading

A Girl Walks Homes Alone At Night (2015) Review

“A New Vampire Classic? Damn right it is”. FEATURING: Arash Marandi, Sheila Vand, Marshall Manesh, Mozhan Marnò, Dominic Rains, Rome Shadanloo, Milad Eghbali & Reza Sixo Safai DIRECTING VISION: Ana Lily Amirpour SCREENWRITER: Ana Lily… Continue reading

Blackhat (2015) Review

“Blackcat crossed Mann’s career”. FEATURING: Chris Hemsworth, Leehom Wang, Tang Wei, Andy On, Viola Davis, Holt McCallany, Manny Montana, William Mapother, John Ortiz & Yorick van Wageningen DIRECTING VISION: Michael Mann SCREENWRITER: Michael Mann & Morgan Davis Foehl Forget black hat hackers! Michael Mann crossed paths… Continue reading

Big Eyes (2014) Review

“You’ve got some BIG eyes there…” FEATURING: Amy Adams, Christoph Waltz, Danny Huston, Jon Polito, Krysten Ritter, Jason Schwartzman & Terence Stamp DIRECTING VISION: Tim Burton SCREENWRITER: Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski Tim Burton is an artist who does not always paint a… Continue reading

Into The Woods (2014) Review

“I’ll stay in, thank you!” FEATURING: Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, James Corden, Anna Kendrick,  James Corden, MacKenzie Mauzy, Tracy Ullman, Lilla Crawford, Johnny Depp, Christine Baranski, Daniel Huttlestone, Frances de la Tour & Billy Magnussen DIRECTING VISION: Rob Marshall SCREENWRITER: James Lapine Two things… Continue reading

The Wedding Ringer (2015) Review

“The Wedding Ringer is better than Taken 3″. FEATURING: Kevin Hart, Josh Gad, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Alan Ritchson, Ken Howard & I’m lazy DIRECTING VISION: Jeremy Garelick SCREENWRITER: Jeremy Garelick & Jay Lavender To the male critics who have a… Continue reading

Taken 3 (2015) Review

“Come read me say what everybody else is saying”. FEATURING: Liam Neeson, Forest Whitaker, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Dougray Scott, Sam Spruell & Leland Jones Orser DIRECTING VISION: Oliver Megaton SCREENWRITER:  Luc Besson & Robert Mark Kamen Ignore the mainstream… Continue reading

Thy Spotlight On Portal To Hell (2015)

A short film that features Rowdy Roddy Piper going one on one with Cthulhu is being filmed in Toronto by John Carpenter obsessed filmmakers. Wait, what? I can’t think of one thing about that… Continue reading

Desecrated (2015) Review

“Bore.” FEATURING: Haylie Duff, Paul James, Wilmer Calderon, Adam Daniels, Gonzalo Menendez, Michael Ironside, Gib Gerard & Heather Sossaman DIRECTING VISION: Rob Garcia SCREENWRITER: Cecil Chambers The 80’s… …an era where slashers sliced and… Continue reading